Your Monday Morning Mock Playlist

Good morning, Workers of the World!  Welcome to the first installment of Your Monday Morning Mock Playlist, wherein I, your faux-host (heretofore known as The Fauxst), will post a mock playlist that you can faux-listen to to get you through that Mind-Bendingly Boring First Day of the Work Week.

This day in history Zebulon Pike sighted Pike's Peak, the Draft of the Articles of Confederation was approved by Congress, Gemini 12 splashed softly in the Atlantic Ocean, and Sam Waterston has a birthday.

So, without further adieu, put your ears to the ground or in the clouds or wherever your ears are most comfortable because it's now time for The Fauxst's first Mock Playlist!

1. Girls - "Big Bad Mean Motherfucker" - Album

2. Andrew Graham & Swarming Branch - "I Stole the Lime" - Andrew Graham & Swarming Branch

3. Animal Collective - "Graze" - Fall Be Kind

4. Modest Mouse - "King Rat" - No One's First and You're Next

5. Neil Young & Crazy Horse - "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere" - Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere

6. Os Mutantes - "Caminhante Noturno" - Mutantes

7. Real Estate - "Green River" - Real Estate

8. Atlas Sound - "Shelia" - Logos

9. Brian Jonestown Massacre - "Going to Hell" - Strung Out in Heaven

10. The Clash - "Spanish Bombs" - London Calling

11. Flying Lotus - "German Haircut" - Cosmogramma

12. The Walkmen - "Angela Surf City" - Lisbon

13. Jay Reatard - "Nothing Now" - Watch Me Fall

14. Kurt Vile - "Overnite Religion" - Childish Prodigy

15. John Lennon - "Well Well Well" - Plastin Ono Band

16. The Amazing - "The Kirwan Song" - The Amazing

17. Women - "Black Rice" - Women

18. The Morning Benders - "All Day Day Light" - Big Echo

19. Muslimgauze - "Jackal the Invizibl" - Sufiq

20. Jamie Lidell - "Green Light" - Jim

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